There’s no aphrodisiac quite like a music festival. Hedonism is the name of the game. The tunes are pumping, the outfits are on point, the crowd is lively, and the vibes are electric. Mud and questionable shower facilities aside, it’s entirely possible to have good—no, great—sex at a festival.
Whether you’re sharing a tender moment at Splendour in the Grass, soaking up the atmosphere at Rainbow Serpent, or finding connection at Pitch, we’ve got the tips you need to make your festival experience truly memorable.
- Pack properly
You know what’s coming: Condoms (or diaphragms). Bring them. Bring more than you think you’ll need, and keep them close at hand. That way, if you find yourself in someone else’s tent, you won’t be tempted to go without. Let fond memories be the only thing you take home with you.
A few extra luxuries can elevate your festival experience. A tube of lube takes up hardly any space and ensures a fluid, effortless connection. Plenty of mints or gum will have you kissing with confidence. Wet wipes are inexpensive and perfect for a quick and effective clean-up, before or after (opt for biodegradable ones and dispose of them responsibly).
- Have your own tent
If you’re not camping, your options are limited. Avoid using a day-two portaloo for your romantic encounter; aside from the unpleasant odour, you’ll likely emerge to a queue of frustrated festival-goers. While outdoor intimacy can be exhilarating, a festival filled with curious onlookers makes privacy hard to come by, and engaging in sex in front of unconsenting spectators is disrespectful.
Our top tip? Bring your own tent. It’s worth every bit of hassle for the peace of mind it provides. Knowing your friends won’t walk in looking for their wellies while you’re in the moment is a significant relief. If you must share, be sure to give your housemates a heads-up when you’re entertaining company.
And remember: if you leave the lights on in your tent, your neighbours might catch a glimpse of your activities through the fabric.
- Stay kind
Festivals are all about escapism and pleasure. However, they’re not an alternate universe devoid of morality. If you or your partner are too drunk or high to give informed, enthusiastic consent, it’s hands off. If someone changes their mind or isn’t comfortable with a particular sexual act (oral sex on the third no-shower day, for example), don’t take it personally. Lastly, if you get lucky at a multi-day festival, chances are you’ll run into your partner again. Be polite, friendly, and respectful in all your encounters.
- Pee after sex
This applies to everyone, but it’s especially crucial for women and those with vaginas—particularly those prone to cystitis. Urinating after sex helps flush out bacteria from the urethra, thereby reducing the risk of urinary tract infections. At a festival, everyone’s a bit grottier than usual, so do yourself a favour. Make a trip to the loo before you settle in for the night, or you might find yourself making frequent dashes to the porta-potty during your weekend of revelry.
- Have fun
What better way to top off a weekend dedicated to pleasure than mind-blowing sex? Now that you’re fully briefed and prepared, get out there and shake your booty! Oh, and don't forget to dance as well.
